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Last Visit: 207 weeks ago
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Hi there. I'm a noob. I have a great job as a fry captain at Krystals. It has always been my dream to salt and cook potatoes. On my leisure time, I train an elite group of ninja assassin gerbils that travel the world trying to keep democracy alive at any cost. I also go to school, I'm almost finished, my thesis was a comprehensive explanation on how they get whipped cream inside twinkies.
I'm also a big fan of porn. Porn is essential in society, it keeps people from killing themselves and other people by relieving hormone levels within the body. Porn was first invented by greek gods that formed the clouds into fluffy titties for the world to wank off too, now in the 21st century, millions of people masturbate to an arrangement of electrons that form titties....Einstein dream still lives. Any, I'm also an expert of breakfast cereal and cartoons that appeared on Nickelodeon bet. 1983-1989. I'm just a normal person. Please feel free to talk to me, and I'll tell you how to make a telescope out of 3 ramen noodles packages. Peace!
PS: the pink makes me feel like a piece of bazooka bubblegum.
Current Residence: Between a pixel or two deviantWEAR sizing preference: 3XL Print preference: Contemporary Favourite genre of music: Alternative Metal Favourite photographer: Selbst Favourite style of art: Contemporary Operating System: MacOS 10.5.2 & Original Windows XP Service Pack 3 MP3 player of choice: iPod Touch 16GBs Shell of choice: FlyAKite & Royale Noir Wallpaper of choice: Vector & Blurry Skin of choice: Royale Noir / Royale Zune Favourite cartoon character: Jack Skellington Personal Quote: I made the buttons on the screen look so good you'll want to lick them
Favorite visual artistTom Muller & Ashley WoodFavorite moviesBatman The Dark KnightFavorite bands / musical artistsDeftonesFavorite writersAnne RiceFavorite gamesMetal Gear Solid SeriesFavorite gaming platformAction Adventure & FPSTools of the TradeAdobe Creative Suite 4, Sony Cybershot, Canon EOS 350D & Cyber-shot W120 Digital Camera DSC-W120Other InterestsDesign, Computers, MACs, Babes, Parties, DVDs, Jack Daniels, Internet