Hi there. I'm a noob. I have a great job as a fry captain at Krystals. It has always been my dream to salt and cook potatoes. On my leisure time, I train an elite group of ninja assassin gerbils that travel the world trying to keep democracy alive at any cost. I also go to school, I'm almost finished, my thesis was a comprehensive explanation on how they get whipped cream inside twinkies.|
I'm also a big fan of porn. Porn is essential in society, it keeps people from killing themselves and other people by relieving hormone levels within the body. Porn was first invented by greek gods that formed the clouds into fluffy titties for the world to wank off too, now in the 21st century, millions of people masturbate to an arrangement of electrons that form titties....Einstein dream still lives. Any, I'm also an expert of breakfast cereal and cartoons that appeared on Nickelodeon bet. 1983-1989. I'm just a normal person. Please feel free to talk to me, and I'll tell you how to make a telescope out of 3 ramen noodles packages. Peace!
PS: the pink makes me feel like a piece of bazooka bubblegum.
Current Residence: Between a pixel or two
deviantWEAR sizing preference: 3XL
Print preference: Contemporary
Favourite genre of music: Alternative Metal
Favourite photographer: Selbst
Favourite style of art: Contemporary
Operating System: MacOS 10.5.2 & Original Windows XP Service Pack 3
MP3 player of choice: iPod Touch 16GBs
Shell of choice: FlyAKite & Royale Noir
Wallpaper of choice: Vector & Blurry
Skin of choice: Royale Noir / Royale Zune
Favourite cartoon character: Jack Skellington
Personal Quote: I made the buttons on the screen look so good you'll want to lick them